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marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

1 hour agocollapsedx-menunited 149,943 notes#I literally watched this movie yesterday
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volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

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matthulksmash:

gdmw:

2003 MTV Movie Awards

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

3 hours agoforgavegdmw 340,789 notes#PARIS HILTON LMAO #tara reid aw

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

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sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

19 hours agoshouldntfake-mermaid 78,203 notes

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

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