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8 hours agolubricatesyungtapioca 327,090 notes
17 hours agolubricatesunicornsyglitter 99,372 notes

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

17 hours agoi-just-wanna-laugh-brovampire-groupie 109,239 notes
1 day agowestsquaddignitea 43,935 notes#parks and rec #fav
judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

1 day agounpopularqueen 427,888 notes

suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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thank

1 day agofake-mermaidsuctioning 46,142 notes

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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1 day agoobnoxogenratchetlarry 289,393 notes

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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1 day agoshouldntlovetoflyanditshows 398,493 notes

fushigikid:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

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Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

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BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Well played Disney… well played

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I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

1 day agolegalwifimartinfreemansmiddlefinger 387,329 notes

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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1 day agognarlyfivestupidboys 364,433 notes

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

1 day agolegalwifirodham-clinton 182,422 notes

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

1 day agolubricatesprofiting 126,255 notes

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

1 day agoiamthewhitegirlput-him-in-custardy 111,170 notes
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