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5 minutes agoguyfyspringfield 328,265 notes

agists:

spoopflow:

remember when we used to complain about getting clothes for Christmas and now it’s a blessing

 

23 minutes agoforgavepoopflow 161,305 notes

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

34 minutes agoshouldntkiodi 471,291 notes

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

53 minutes agofake-mermaid23jan 582,464 notes
1 hour agognarlypushthemovement 56,516 notes

wvnderbar:

i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

1 hour agoforgaveneptunain 53,502 notes

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

1 hour agofake-mermaidraging-woodcock 588,976 notes

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

1 hour agoshouldnttimid 311,553 notes

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

1 hour agognarlyblinking-red-light 136,428 notes
9 hours agorlmjobcallista-curnow 103,114 notes

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

9 hours agoobnoxogen 325,105 notes
17 hours agojoshpeckthreexfives 189,036 notes#killerqueued

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

17 hours agojoshpeckkanyes-wife 96,113 notes

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

17 hours agoshouldntobamafart 407,285 notes
slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

20 hours agoguylaurexia 385,888 notes
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